Category Archives: Humor

Saddam Hussein Seeks Mcdonald’s Franchise

Saddam Hussein, in his latest bid to escape execution for crimes against his own people, has applied to McDonald’s for a franchise. The application is widely regarded as a move by his defense team to convince the court that, if his life is spared, he will be a model citizen in the Iraq of the […]

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Rush Limbaugh Humor: 2 Adult Beverage Recipes Any Dittohead Will Love

During the course of his celebrated career, Rush Limbaugh invented the term “adult beverages” to refer to alcoholic drinks so as not to offend mothers with young children listening to the show. But no insight was given on where to find the best dittohead adult beverages. That’s why I created The Dittohead’s Guide to Adult […]

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Rural Relocation Considerations and Adjustments

So you’re thinking about going country? It’s time to abandon the frenzy of city life, drop the ‘G’ from the end of your verbs and trade your Gucci for goats. You long to be in a place where business is done on a handshake, where your backyard is bountiful and where folks welcome you with […]

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Rumsfeld Appoints Self Retired General; Rushes To Own Defense

Donald Rumsfeld, under fire from a platoon of retired generals who have called for his resignation, went on the offensive by appointing himself a retired general. Accompanied by a currently employed general, who, as the head of The Joint Chiefs Of Staff, is his usual sidekick, he stated, “As The Secretary of Defense, I think […]

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Return to Eden; It is Not What we Remembered!

Return To Eden; Is It What We Remembered, Or Not? A Man Approaches. A Fearsome Gaunt Figure Stands At The Ready On What Seems To Be An Innocent Wooded Path. A Sword Of Fabulous Light Is Drawn Casting Its Perimeter Into Shadows. It Is Dusk And The Man Does Not Hesitate Armored In Only An […]

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